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Monthly Archives: January 2011
Oh Brother
So, here’s the thing about my mom– she desperately wants to know how the internet works without ever putting any effort into remembering how the internet works. It was for this very reason that I was confident posting blogs that … Continue reading
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Cougars and their Cubs
I’m a tell it like it is. Older women dig The Steve. I think a few of my mothers friends read this blog — don’t think I hadn’t noticed. Me-ow. You’re blushing now, aren’t you? You’re imagining me talking in a … Continue reading
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The Package
As anyone who knows me will tell you – I’m a little gay for Brett Favre – some would say a lot gay. I frequently get lost in thought fantasizing about touchdowns and wins, epic comebacks, those giant hands – … Continue reading
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Coming Soon to a Computer Near You…
Me. You see, I work with a handful of A-holes who may have dissuaded a few people from reading my “work”, and I just want to make sure that you know that they don’t know shit, and I, like my … Continue reading
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Beard Eulogy
A man can only take so much abuse before he crumbles into a weeping heap ala Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura sobbing in the shower upon realizing it wasn’t a gun and “she” was quite happy to see him. The … Continue reading
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Holidays
Tis the season…to talk about a bunch of stuff that happened to me. So without further ado: The Fox Family Christmas. Christmas Eve – my mom’s side of the family always gathers – eats lobster cause we’re bougie like that … Continue reading
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