Monthly Archives: December 2010

Home Alone

  Mrs. Avocado and the kiddo have fled the coup leaving Big Papa to fend for himself. Fortunately, as a youth, I received quality training from the eldest of Avocados – Big Bill Fox (my dad). Occasionally my mom would … Continue reading

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Yeah – I gave myself 5 stars

It’s true, and I’m not the least bit ashamed. If I had to guess – the only reason no one else has voted my literary brilliance 5-star quality is because in actuality it’s closer to 10-star work and you’d hate … Continue reading

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Bearded Benevolence

So, I’m currently sporting an impressive beard. Granted- it’s neck coverage is a little more prominent than, say, my cheeks or my upper lip. Some refer to it as “sick.” I can only presume such comments are made in reference … Continue reading

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It’s the Return of “The” Gangster

Howdy doodie y’all!? (or is it doody?) By “gangster” you should know I mean graying, slightly over-weight father of one currently nursing a knee injury. Like I said – gangster. Been a minute since I last posted – or 1,576,800 … Continue reading

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