Monthly Archives: February 2011

Cutting Your Arm Off

Posted on February 23, 2011 by The Big Avocado

So, I saw 127 (miserable, f’d-up) hours, and I’m not sure I’ll ever be the same. Spoiler alert!!! Just in case you are completely out of the “stuff normal people know” loop, I’ll soon be filling you in on the … Continue reading →

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Birds and Bees… and Some Made up Stuff

Posted on February 21, 2011 by The Big Avocado

It was 7th grade. All of the boys and girls were split up for a special “science class.” With a room full of hyper-charged and sexually curious kids, our science teacher, Mr. Berger began his lesson with: “Today is sex … Continue reading →

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Say What?

Posted on February 11, 2011 by The Big Avocado

I’m terrified of poop. It was the single greatest mental hurdle for me in deciding I was ready to have children. Not- how to properly raise a child or be a good role model- but how will I deal with the … Continue reading →

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The Superbowl I’d Like to See:

Posted on February 4, 2011 by The Big Avocado

  The game begins with a Frank Drebin, I mean Enrico Pallazzo National Anthem complete with “and the home of the land and the land of the free!” climatic ending. Next, the coin toss. This year’s honorary coin flip (flopper), Brett … Continue reading →

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