Monthly Archives: March 2011

Family Feud

My two-year-old daughter and I are feuding. Don’t let her age or stature fool you. She is a formidable opponent. It started with boobs. Some people are boob guys, others are into butts. Personally—I’m into both, with an emphasis on … Continue reading

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F-Bombs Away!

This post is rated R and might not be acceptable for children under the age of 17 Now that the Academy Awards have come and gone and been quickly forgotten—(unless terribly boring shit is memorable to you)—I thought I might … Continue reading

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