Monthly Archives: July 2017

Happy 70th, Mom!

Heellloooo? Anyone in here? <cough, cough> Jesus. Dusty as hell in here. Spiders everywhere. Looks like no one’s been here for years. (shamefully looks at you) My bad. Can we still be friends? You know, with benefits, and everything? Like … Continue reading

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